1) I really enjoy my job, but I have started a countdown for summer.
2) I have a love-hate affair with Ann Taylor. Love the clothes and the fit, hate the prices.
3) I bought candy for my students for field day tomorrow...I ate some already.
4) I've turned the air conditioning on in my car already.
5) A student "passed gas" (loudly) in my class today. After several attempts to keep a straight face, I had to laugh. I couldn't help it...I also couldn't look at the student for the next 5 minutes for fear that I'd start laughing again.